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[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus.. and I thought Towelie was lame.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

At least Towlie reminds us to bring a towel. That's actually useful information with no downsides.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

and he always has good weed.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Douglas Adams taught me that in a much less annoying way.

[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago

Douglas Adams also taught me you can never have too many showers in a single day.