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submitted 3 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Uh, yeah I tried. I jumped off my roof with cardboard attached to my arms and flapped. It didn't work. 😔

[–] webadict@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

90% of people quit RIGHT before they learn to fly.

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

When I was really young I was very confused as to why my plastic shopping bag always seemed to fail as a parachute. Reckoned I needed more height.

[–] TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

... that must have been another of your dreams a dream of mad man moon

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Bet it made you a legend tho, right?