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A 24-year-old Frenchman shows up at hospital with a World War I shell lodged in his rectum (english.elpais.com)

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Medical staff had to halt the procedure, fearing a possible explosion. The hospital, unfamiliar with such protocols, immediately alerted the authorities, and around 1:40 a.m., police arrived and activated the bomb squad. The team established a security perimeter to neutralize the device so surgery could continue, though no one knew at that stage if the entire operation could blow up at any moment.

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not his fault. He fell on it.

[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Million to one shot, doc

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You've also watched Scrubs?

[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was thinking of Seinfeld, but indeed I have watched Scrubs too.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I think I got my references mixed up. Thanks for setting me straight.