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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Today's mystery: why was there a pair of small tongs in the instant coffee tin?

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You've never used coffee tongs before?

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I keep them with my poop knife

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I remember this one ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

The poop knife bacons at midnight

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