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Ever day I hope this stupid shitty motherfucker kills himself
Unfortunately you'll have to make do with this stupid motherfucker shitting himself.
You can die talking a shit and Trump's health is exactly the type to do that.
Unfortunately he's only the symptom, not the disease.
People keep saying this, but we go to pretty extreme lengths to remove severe symptoms.
Personal holiday when he does
Gonna get absolutely wasted of my gourd when the headline breaks.
....Why would you want to poison yourself when the good news comes in??? Personally, the news would make me want to live longer on this planet if he were to die. Hopefully in a federal prison and of natural causes.
Yeah who's ever heard of people using alcohol to celebrate? So weird, man...
True, true. Maybe I'll organize a Discord party and play load of GMod or GTA Online with my friends, my Spotify playlist is locked and loaded too, the drunkenness will be merely a part of the bigger celebration (though tbh I don't really drink alcohol anyway, 1 Vodka Cruiser at most)
He's way to narcissistic but one can dream