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[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Ever day I hope this stupid shitty motherfucker kills himself

[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 4 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Unfortunately you'll have to make do with this stupid motherfucker shitting himself.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

You can die talking a shit and Trump's health is exactly the type to do that.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

you'll have to make do with this stupid killy motherfucker shitting himself.

[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Unfortunately he's only the symptom, not the disease.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 hours ago

People keep saying this, but we go to pretty extreme lengths to remove severe symptoms.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Personal holiday when he does

[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Gonna get absolutely wasted of my gourd when the headline breaks.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

....Why would you want to poison yourself when the good news comes in??? Personally, the news would make me want to live longer on this planet if he were to die. Hopefully in a federal prison and of natural causes.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 13 hours ago

Yeah who's ever heard of people using alcohol to celebrate? So weird, man...

[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago

True, true. Maybe I'll organize a Discord party and play load of GMod or GTA Online with my friends, my Spotify playlist is locked and loaded too, the drunkenness will be merely a part of the bigger celebration (though tbh I don't really drink alcohol anyway, 1 Vodka Cruiser at most)

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

He's way to narcissistic but one can dream