this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 57 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

How did gf go from gf to wife?

i forgot i had a gf

she tells me her husband is in the military

I dont think this story is real

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 5 points 16 hours ago

We don't tell fake stories on this community.

[–] h3ll3rsh4nks@ani.social 3 points 16 hours ago

He forgot he got married duhhhhhh!

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 19 hours ago

He forgot he got married

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

the whole story being something he remembered despite having no memory wasn't the giveaway?

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This all tracks for the military

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 9 hours ago

He's really just trying to remember which gf

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 17 points 1 day ago