this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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Fake: Anon claims his Dad was already married and cheating at 8 years old. This is not realistic in human society.
Gay: Hot dude-on-dude action throughout.
Can't tell if this was a joke, but just in case... Anon is saying he was 8 years old when his dad was caught cheating.
His dad shouldn't be cheating at all but the fact he was cheating on an 8 year old is just fucked up
That's OK, it was supposed to be a joke, but it was hard to tell because it's such a shit one.
I was just trying to think of something that fit the expected template.
Fake: loving father....
Hah, nah, you're good, I probably should have assumed as much. :)