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Anon finds a sugar daddy (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That's OK, it was supposed to be a joke, but it was hard to tell because it's such a shit one.

I was just trying to think of something that fit the expected template.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 5 points 4 days ago

Fake: loving father....

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 2 points 4 days ago

Hah, nah, you're good, I probably should have assumed as much. :)