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[–] _deleted_@aussie.zone 62 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He died while the procedure was being performed at a private clinic in March 2019

I wondered why he wasn’t answering my calls! Why are we only just finding out about this now?

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, I thought I was going to get a call after the old snip snip cuz we talked about that

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Early Carmen episodes were amazing especially for how they still hold up

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 18 hours ago

"What if Jesus was aborted"

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

You're a sad confused little man aren't you

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I never thought It's Always Sunny could make me tear up until Mac danced. Shit was beautiful, man.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

You mean the high school reunion dance, right? 🤣

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

I am from the 20th century