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Low Quality Facts

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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

Examples:

"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."

"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."

"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

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1: Be civil. No racism or any of that non-sense

2: Only low quality facts!

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Alt Text: The Great Recession began in 2007 shortly after Red Lobster started charging customers for their famous Cheddar Bay biscuits.

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[–] JillyB@beehaw.org 2 points 1 day ago

No. The trick is to have 2 roommates that work at Red Lobster, get high as hell and wait for one of them to come home with the goods.