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Murdered by Words
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The original post was a tongue in cheek joke by the girl, she does not really think 28 is an older woman.
Can people just not parse jokes or read nuance anymore?
This is the internet.
No matter how many examples you can pull to show us why we should know it's a joke/satire, there are 10,000 examples of someone being completely serious.
You know.. I was going to write a joke that 'you can't fool me, you all only exist on my phone.'
Then I thought there probably will be AI-run forums running just for one user, and responding to their posts and comments with positivity and praise to stroke their egos, and I made myself sigh.
And now you have to read my deluded thoughts - which is dragging me back to reality, yep.. this is the internet.
Don't catch you clickin now
Ah fuck, now I want a Donald Glover/Bo Burnham collab on this.