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I didn't know what piefed was, so I took a peek at a repository
That's all I need to see to know to never touch that software.
This is like when liberals insist that an assessment is "unbiased" or "non-ideological". What they mean by "no design pattern" is "no design patterns I don't like".
Is such a red flag TBH, depending on how it's meant
The flag is so red, Stuart Semple would make it illegal for Anish Kapoor to use it
I don't get it >w<
https://www.thecollector.com/vantablack-anish-kapoor-stuart-semple-controversy/
sorry sweaty, clean abstraction is one o them fancy patterns and we don't take to kindly to no algorithms around here
As an example, there are two places in the code that do the 4chan image stuff, for uploads on the server and for federated content
And they do not call to some function, they both have a copy of the code doing it.
Edit: switched the links
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Also the
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Wait really? It's that bad? Calling a function is one of the first things you learn to do in Python.
Jesus wept
you don't understand only rimu and the other piefed devs are smart enough to explain the code, you can't listen to anyone else
we totally wouldn't do anything nefarious trust us
https://piefed.social/comment/9670365
Hey it could be in Java like the other alternative world and others were trying to do
Man software is hard. They're always saying stuff like "Lberry is a branch of the Fortnitely bootlickLoader made for asynchronous thread calls on the VersTop backend".
And then I open a plugin up and see completely uncommented code like
And their newest git update is how they're excited to be moving to Android while their documentation is 20% complete and their newest feature I actually like is a pull request from some 17 year-old in Nebraska using legacy code to do something in 3 lines I spent 10 hours figuring out how to make but better.
(And yes, the first if statement is an assignment because obviously someone modifying the code knows that the get method of x also assesses 3 arbitrary attributes and returns a bool)
This same person is saying it's so complicated because if the amount of lines of code so look at snippets is useless...
Yeah, Python was a warning sign when I first heard of Piefed. I then decided I didn't want anything to do with it or instances running it when I learned that hexbear and lemmygrad blocks are hardcoded in the source code. This is also touched upon in more detail in the original thread where @RedWizard@hexbear.net posted the analysis.
I'm choosing to parse that as "No (fancy design patterns) or (algorithms)" rather than "no fancy (design patterns or algorithms)" because it's funnier to me.