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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

If I had no soul - I'd create...

InevitableSwing's NHNM - NEWhumorsNEWmedicine.com - were you can find top notch snake oil to treat whatever ails ya.

I might even sell NeoSnakeOil which would be baked sawdust-and-corn-syrup SUPER premium biscuit at $10 each.

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Ninja edit. How much sawdust can you eat before you get sick or get horrific constipation? Well - that's why I have pretend licensed medical professional equivalent doctor consultants who give me deniability. Also - perhaps I need to raise the prices of my SUPER premium biscuits to stop such side effects.