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[–] noretus@crazypeople.online 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Rollercoaster of emotions. I'm imagining how it would actually feel like if there was a sensation of fuzziness. And if magically it wouldn't get clumpy from dirty and oil. In some ways I'd really hate it but I also kinda love that I hate it.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Have you ever dragged 100% wool yarn across your teeth?

This makes me feel that. Not sure why.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 1 points 9 hours ago

First thought: Superwash or the lovely really rough stuff?

[–] noretus@crazypeople.online 8 points 1 day ago

Ohhhhhhhhh..... I know what you mean and I got shivers from the thought.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

did you lick paint chips too?

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago