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[–] RedFrank24@piefed.social 84 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That's a wildly optimistic take. ICE will kill you, whether you're obeying them or not.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You gotta obey while being maced and beaten by 5 cops. And you have less than 30 seconds to do so.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And they might just ask "does he have a gun?" "Wait - does he have a gun?!" "DOES HE HAVE A GUN?!" until they shoot you 10 times just to be able to look and say "nope."

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

They gave you a whole 30 seconds to comply. You’re basically asking to get shot.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, they may also shout conflicting orders so they have justification for murdering you, because you didn't stand with your hands on your head while getting on the ground

That's how clean shoots happen

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Simon didn't say put your hands up.....BANG

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip -5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yes, they are and so is the Border Patrol.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip -4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, they aren't

If you look at the videos they don't even have proper gear. They are just a bunch of "volunteers" who enjoy causing harm to others. Even if they were properly trained federal agents, they still wouldn't be police since police are done at a local level not a federal level.

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are literally federal police, a thing that this country has had for more than a century. The state defines what police are.