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[–] Dream@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

all we can do is go “huh, that’s weird”.

There's so much more you can do:

  • Deny it ever happened
  • Insult the socio-economic status of the witnesses
  • Claim there was only one witness even when there were multiple
  • Accuse them of taking hallucinogenics, even when they were with their family/at work in the middle of the day
  • Confabulate new psychiatric disorders, like "sudden mass hallucination with no prior history"
  • etc.