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i'm driving the lawnmower-but-it-rewilds-lawns
reeducation/mulching
hell it could be just the one machine yeah, now that's communist efficiency
Sick AF. Imagine some Dr. Seuss contraption that rips lawns, vomits mulch, then water blasts out native seed mixes.
and it makes a series of funny honking/squeaking noises
Oh, ya gotta! I mean otherwise what's the point? Maybe it could have two of the wheels on the same axle where one is like a funny shaped tank tread and the other is a series of boots on spokes. You get it, I can tell you're an it-getter.