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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was watching the news and they said Sauron was just joking.

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They said Sauron could increase how much gold I could sell my bread for at the market. I like money, seems like a good thing to me. Something to do with a tow-riff? I dunno, I'm just a baker.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

TOE RIFF. That's a toe riff.
If you vote for Sauron he'll provide you with a bard that can play the mandolin with their toes.
Which will attract more customers.

Also he'll drive out your competing store keepers to further lift your profits.
Sauron promises to only hurt people you want to be hurt.

A vote for Sauron is a vote for prosperity.
MMGA
Make Mordor Great Again.

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

By competing store owners, I'm assuming you don't mean Barry. Barry's a cool guy, we trade sourdough starters sometimes. You said "only people I want to be hurt", so I assume Barry'll be fine. Sure, I'll vote Sauron!

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah, Sauron knows Barry. Yeah, no problem. Again, Sauron will only hurt the people you want to be hurt. Don't delay, vote Honest Sauron today!!