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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

TOE RIFF. That's a toe riff.
If you vote for Sauron he'll provide you with a bard that can play the mandolin with their toes.
Which will attract more customers.

Also he'll drive out your competing store keepers to further lift your profits.
Sauron promises to only hurt people you want to be hurt.

A vote for Sauron is a vote for prosperity.
MMGA
Make Mordor Great Again.

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

By competing store owners, I'm assuming you don't mean Barry. Barry's a cool guy, we trade sourdough starters sometimes. You said "only people I want to be hurt", so I assume Barry'll be fine. Sure, I'll vote Sauron!

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah, Sauron knows Barry. Yeah, no problem. Again, Sauron will only hurt the people you want to be hurt. Don't delay, vote Honest Sauron today!!