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Who can drink 20 liters of gas without getting sick? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 5 days ago by Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Jerry can.

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[–] BorisBoreUs@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

For those of us in the states... Other countries empty out 2 litre soda bottles to measure out their gallons of gas. its an extra step, but pretty much the whole world has decided base 10 is better for some reason.

[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm more confused on how drinking gas works. Gas is something I breath in, rather than drink.

[–] BorisBoreUs@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

You're just not trying hard enough