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Very likely that this is Oklahoma’s future Governor, btw.

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[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Did a virus come up with this?

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yes. The virus is called "conservatism".

Unfortunately, the primary vaccine against conservatism requires near-daily doses for about 14 years, and the virus has gotten control of the purse strings over the "basic secondary education" vaccine development program.