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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I wonder what would happen if a dog ate its own body weight in chicken nuggets

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 day ago

He'd be an outside dog for at least 24hrs lol

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Probably similar to what would happen if you ate the equivalent of your own body weight. Try it!

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hmmm. What dipping sauce are we talking?

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

"we're going to need a bigger ~~boat~~ dip!"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

He’d probably be dead.