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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

A shriveled finger on a monkey paw curled when he said "reddit moderators should be treated like celebrities or influencers". Despite craving power this much, everyone he meets will be able to say "kubrick stare+lips" and make him shrink into a corncob. If he ever tries to gain actual power by running for the lowest local office, the attack ad just needs to be kubrick stare+lips and he gets negative votes. If he tries to adopt a dog from a rescue to feel power over that, they'll google his name and deny him because kubrick stare+lips.

Celebrity status achieved.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What is that filter? He looks like he should be a Fallout NV character in Libertarian settlement.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Browsing reddit almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.