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The guy in front of me at the checkout had his cart full of toilet paper. Jokingly, I asked him if COVID is coming back. He laughed and told me it's for his companies' office.
Somebody has to draw the short straw.
No, he said he was the boss of the company. And a bonus: he actually bought the good toilet paper, not that cheap half-ply stuff with the abrasive qualities of a 60 grid sanding belt.
I bought a house in 2019 and my partner and I had a running gag where we’d buy a family size roll of TP at bjs every time we went.
It was really more I kept doing it and they kept getting more and more annoyed about it, and I kept laughing because I’m generally a terrible partner lmao.
Long story short when Covid came around we were set already.