Goose is the only non-passerine emoji I have
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A 2 year prenup exists?
I mean it’s just a thing two people agree to and sign before they get married. You could have your lawyer put anything in a prenup, it’s just most people only give a fuck about the money and assets.
Yeah it's uncommon, but not unheard of for there to even be sexual components to a prenup.
Wait really, sexual stuff? Couldn’t they use contracts to make prostitution legal then?
You can't use a contract to make something illegal, legal. But in all but name you kind of can make it legal. You have to have sex with me everyday, after 2 years you get a fifth of my stuff.
Also it's almost impossible to get courts to actually enforce the sexual part of a contract. They just won't get involved in that stuff for the most part.