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ICE agents ate at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staff (www.the-independent.com)

submitted 2 days ago by Sunflier@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I hope the staff spat in their food

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And lacing their food with a lot of laxative.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Tiger whiskers. The victim dies weeks later, and you can just find them around tigers.