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ICE agents ate at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staff (www.the-independent.com)

submitted 2 days ago by Sunflier@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I hope the staff spat in their food

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[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 48 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I hope the staff put extra "special sauce" in their food at least. Disgraceful nazi fucks.

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Like the chumbawamba song

When ~~fine society~~ ICE agents sits down to dine
Remember that someone is pissing in the wine

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"norovirus sauce or e-coli o1h57"

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I’d cancel the clam chowder.