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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

96% through recovering an attached 20tb RAID and windows update decides i should go fuck myself.

And that is why it's only on my work laptop. And only because i'm forced at gunpoint

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

They force you at gunpoint at work? To use Windows?????

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 5 hours ago

Yes. They stuck the barrel up my butt and threaten to pull the trigger. Gonna turn me into a big polo mint.