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Closing programs (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 weeks ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah. I regularly wake up to my work computer having nonconsensually rebooted overnight (closing all open applications, because who cares)

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

96% through recovering an attached 20tb RAID and windows update decides i should go fuck myself.

And that is why it's only on my work laptop. And only because i'm forced at gunpoint

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They force you at gunpoint at work? To use Windows?????

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes. They stuck the barrel up my butt and threaten to pull the trigger. Gonna turn me into a big polo mint.

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 0 points 2 weeks ago

Life savers? What the fuck is a polo mint. At mate is it raining cats and dogs over there?