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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was gonna say surely you'd not be both so stupid and evil to actually do this intentionally

.... Then I read it was one of Larry Ellison's kids

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

Isn't one of Musk's kids an awesome trans activist?

Also, fuck my father. Children shouldn't be tarnished by their parent's crimes.