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The #1 Programmer Excuse for Legitimately Slacking Off (2026 Edition) (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by dohpaz42@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] mlg@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this sarcasm about git/svn or are you serious?

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It was mostly a joke/irony.

Git is already a “distributed version control system” that does exactly what I’ve described. On the other hand, relying on centralized systems such as GitHub means that the “distributed” nature of it doesn’t make it any more resilient to failure.

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Federated git hosting platform when?

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Google forgefed