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Anon tells a true story (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by kali_fornication@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure given Bacchus is over both alcohol and madness, he's going to preside over their entire relationship. Fertility too, so they may want to be extra careful with protection.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Fortunately for them I'm pretty sure he's just fertility as in fucking, not fertility as in reproducing. They just have to keep an eye out to stop Hera, Aphrodite, or Demeter from catching on to fhdm

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 15 hours ago

fertility as in fucking, not fertility as in reproducing

One often leads to the other, unless prevented from doing so.