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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 27 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The court has sentenced you to a month long bender. May Bacchus have mercy on your liver.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure given Bacchus is over both alcohol and madness, he's going to preside over their entire relationship. Fertility too, so they may want to be extra careful with protection.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Fortunately for them I'm pretty sure he's just fertility as in fucking, not fertility as in reproducing. They just have to keep an eye out to stop Hera, Aphrodite, or Demeter from catching on to fhdm

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 16 hours ago

fertility as in fucking, not fertility as in reproducing

One often leads to the other, unless prevented from doing so.