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Anon tells a true story (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by kali_fornication@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What if we just make them adopt a kid for every multiple over the 3x over the national average income. So Musk would have to have like 4 million kids. Then you heavily follow them with CPS and fine them for any infraction. Basically making CPS the biggest taxing authority.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Oops that's how you get rich people stealing babies from poor people