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I say we invert it. To prevent aristicracy and nepotism, the wealthy will be prohibited from reproducting. No one in the top 10% of income or wealth gets a baby license.
if the 2 richest people were forced to fight to death every year, imagine the rush of wealth donations there'd be every year to not be at the top
What if we just make them adopt a kid for every multiple over the 3x over the national average income. So Musk would have to have like 4 million kids. Then you heavily follow them with CPS and fine them for any infraction. Basically making CPS the biggest taxing authority.
Oops that's how you get rich people stealing babies from poor people