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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 30 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Kms is key management services.

Why massgrave is called that, I have no idea.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

i thought kms was kill my self

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 24 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I figured that's what you thought. To be fair, using Microsoft also makes me want to kms. Luckily I don't have to.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Because you're already dead on the inside?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 14 hours ago

That as well, but I just don't have a job requiring me to use windows.