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Anon thinks about wheat (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Are you saying wheat domesticated early man?

[–] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

It's more accurate to say all plants have always domesticated humans. We came after them, we depend on them to survive, we're required to consume their waste to live, so we can't live without them. They, however, have the option of consuming our waste to live, but are perfectly capable of living without us, and will likely continue to do so after we're extinct.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not a novel observation

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 months ago

To be fair, I’m one of the 10,000, so it was novel to me!

[–] degen@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Does this mean we were conned into accidentally domesticating cats?

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

I thought cats domesticated themselves