this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2026
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Damn, our customers don't use copilot, but we promised to reach 50% usage in 2026...
That's it... Rename the whole thing to copilot and we achieve our goal!
One quick hack to make the shareholders happy with how much money you've been putting into a failing project: rename a successful one to the failing project's name.
Also they can release "Microsoft Office 365 Co-pilot app business plus pro platinum edition, with Azure" for 3x the price and no clear business distinction.
Platinum is worth less than gold now
This but unironically lmfao