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I have kidnapped a head of state, join me at my luxury resort for details (lemmy.world)
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[–] markz@suppo.fi 179 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I have kidnapped a head of state, join me at my luxury resort for details

This is the kind of shit my prez in tropico would do

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 51 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The only difference right now between tropico and the us is the size of the country.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Also Tropico isn't run by pedophiles.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Tropico president is also fuckable. Trump is only guillotinable.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't want to sully a beautiful guillotine with his viscera, just fucking shoot him in the back of the head and toss his corpse into the nearest hole to be devoured by insects.

Actually, on second thought, forget the hole, we don't want to sully our beautiful insects with his viscera, just incinerate the corpse and toss the carbon ash into the nearest toxic waste dump.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 2 points 6 days ago

I’d be on board with this, if it wasn’t for the fact that someone already tried and failed. Ugh. I hate that this pedo has plot armour.