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I have kidnapped a head of state, join me at my luxury resort for details (lemmy.world)

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[–] Dojan@pawb.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Tropico president is also fuckable. Trump is only guillotinable.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wouldn't want to sully a beautiful guillotine with his viscera, just fucking shoot him in the back of the head and toss his corpse into the nearest hole to be devoured by insects.

Actually, on second thought, forget the hole, we don't want to sully our beautiful insects with his viscera, just incinerate the corpse and toss the carbon ash into the nearest toxic waste dump.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

I’d be on board with this, if it wasn’t for the fact that someone already tried and failed. Ugh. I hate that this pedo has plot armour.