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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Collecting?? Is that why my robot's vagina slams shut when I'm done and then it runs to the post office every time?

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Half right, but it's a UPS dropbox- they have a deal with Amazon. Occasionally it's delivered by drone!

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

UPS - Uterus Processing System

Congrats on your half-robot babdy!

[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Futurama warned of this