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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

See, that's why you always jailbreak your sex robot. That, and who knows what corporate wants to do with all that semen it's collecting.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Collecting?? Is that why my robot's vagina slams shut when I'm done and then it runs to the post office every time?

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Half right, but it's a UPS dropbox- they have a deal with Amazon. Occasionally it's delivered by drone!

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

UPS - Uterus Processing System

Congrats on your half-robot babdy!

[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Futurama warned of this

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You'll know what it's for when every janitor, garbage collector, and septic tank cleaner looks surprisingly identical to you.

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hey those are respectable labour jobs. Our municipality once had a sanitation worker strike and I'll never disrespect them or allow them to be disrespected again. Urban society goes to a standstill literally days after sanitation operations stop.

And my god the smell, couldn't drink or eat anything outdoors for days.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm not disrespecting them; the evil corporations buying clones from sex doll data collection as cheap labor are.