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[–] human@slrpnk.net 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

exactly my thought. You have no choice, an ear is going to be grafted to somewhere on your body. Why NOT choose the center of your forehead? especially if it's temporary.

unless the damage was so severe the foot was the best spot :(