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[two characters are arguing in a break room, coffee machine and all]

[teal, holding a coffee cup] Without mentioning avocado, explain to me what guacamole is

[purple, taken aback] Huh?!

[zoom on teal's very smug face, the coffee steaming in front of them] I knew it You can't Your guac ideology doesn't work Heh Pft Owned

[purple looks blasΓ© and has no words]

https://thebad.website/comic/average_ideological_debate

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[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's so weird to me when I hear people describe avocados as fruit. Because they are clearly. But it just feels wrong to me and I don't know why.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If you're at all from the US it may be due to use to us teaching that sweet things are fruit and not sweet things are vegetables.

That 90's era food pyramid really fucked up a generation.

Ok, so there's like 2...4...no more than like 10 or 12 exceptions to the rule.

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, see cuz you calling it a vegetable just sounds equally weird to me. They're both weird. I don't know why.

[–] ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Alright, so avacados are the globs of meat dangling from some trees that they use to reproduce.

Is that sounding more natural to you?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I enjoy defining many fruits as edible tree spooge.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

...I could have lived happily without that forbidden perspective of cursed knowledge.

Sigh... Now I have to use it to torture my friends.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nutty flavor, fatty texture. If someone called them a legume it'd still feel wrong, but less wrong.

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Yes! This is it this is the one I'm most comfortable with so far.

Do you suppose the fact that they're green and savory, instead of sweet has anything to do with it?