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Or wiping my ass, which I don't do in front of other people either. It isn't referring to every literal thing we do.
The context is about whether someone does the right thing when not being watched. As on their virtues aren't just performative.
Ok but what about people with performative virtues who place themselves in situations where they're expected to perform virtuously? For instance, things like alchoholics anonymous or Mike Johnson's Covenent Eyes app? ( https://www.snopes.com/news/2025/11/01/mike-johnson-son-abstinence-partners/ )
I was specifically making a wordplay joke about the word "picking" ... never mind.
It doesn't really work in the context as written, but now I see what you are going for. If you had gone with '...choosing to be picking' I probably would have caught it.