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China parents buy AI clips of regretful single women to urge childless kids to marry (www.scmp.com)

submitted 1 day ago by FTonsilStones@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Fake videos show frustrated, unmarried, childless middle-aged women crying and venting in hospital hallways about their life choices.

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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Just be careful not to say anything non-political or the CCP will flog you for not saying their-political things. And also be Han Chinese. And also they might randomly flog you, regardless.

And whatever you do, DO NOT get selected as the next Dalai Lama, nobody ever saw the Panchen Lama or his entire family after they found him.