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Are there any bears that will be successfully thrown off by a decoy snausage or chihuahua
I've never seen a polar bear around when there's a chihuahua. They know better than to come close.
Can you run faster than a Chihuahua? As the saying goes, you don't have to be able to outrun a bear, you only have to be able to outrun whoever else is with you. But Chihuahuas are faster than you think.