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[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (8 children)

…you guys are real?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

nah, I'm complex

[–] Kolonel_Kahlua@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'M NOT IRRATIONAL, YOU ARE!

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

we shouldn't hook up, two complex people hooking up always ends up negative

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

a foursome on the other hand is always a positive

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

allegedly

[–] bonenode@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago

A real human bean, yessir

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago

Nah, I'm just a figment of your imagination.

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

Buddy, I'm not even the main character in my own story.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm the illusion of a chicken

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You're new pet name is "Dino dream".

how are you doing Dinodream?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Every time someone says that I check

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Yes but only a countabe amount are rational, the vast majority are irrational; an uncountable infinite set.