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This guy lived for 38 years, converting to somewhere between around 13,870 - 14,234 days. (I'm not doing leap years, you can't make me)
Sure, the masturbation stats are impressive and even the sex stats are not half bad but this guy pooped 14,234 times, truly he was regular as fuck. Maybe that was his secret.
Secret to die young?
Leap years: 38/4 = 9.5
Lets assume he had 10 extra leap year days.