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Las Vegas Police Touted New “Bulletproof” Cybertrucks. The Only Problem? They Aren’t Bulletproof. (fuelarc.com)

submitted 2 days ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I feel like that's probably the one thing a vehicle marketed as bullet-proof needs to be... like, actually bullet-proof.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah. A vehicle known for trapping occupants when damaged, then burning them alive. Are you sure that’s the kind of vehicle you want to be in when it gets shot at?

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That is exactly the kind of vehicle I want ICE to find themselves in. Makes em' melt like butter.

[–] hark@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not melt like ice?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was right there.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Tbf, they're probably left handed.